WHAT IF OUR CLOTHES TALKED BACK TO US? — My favorite jeans know everything I’ve ever done, and who I’ve done it with.
They’ve overheard my gossip, my dramas, my opinions, good and bad — every hot girl on IG has slime-green nails and Deuxmoi has not properly codified her ideas about A- and B-list! But what does my favorite titty top have to say about all this; who else has the dress I’m wearing to a wedding next month been entangled with?
If Ref was taken to the Red Table, what would she have to say? Let’s find out.